You know you're in Guinea when (part 3)

Here is my last installment of You know you're in Guinea when... enjoy
You know you're in Guinea when..
You forgot that you have a new president, in both places...
You have to ask people in America what the news is about Guinea.
It's been a long time since you saw a paved road.
Your average driving speed is around 21 mph.
You down or up shift at least 6 times per mile.
You think you are flying because you are in 3rd gear.
It takes you 2 hours driving to get to a place only 20 miles away.
In the last week over 40 stray dogs have been shot in town by a disgruntled livestock owner.
You see a couple of troops of monkeys when you are walking in the neighborhood.
People in the neighborhood keep asking why your baby is in a "bicycle" and not on your back,
when they see you pushing a stroller.